english girls can be so mean

viable options:

• skip school altogether on Friday
• get out of having to do my English presentation (which is highly unlikely that I’ll go on the first day….but you never know)
• get a head start on that four hour drive to Kennewick

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

My mom decided she’s going to drive with me to Kennewick for my friend’s graduation this weekend.

Four hour car drive.

My iPod won’t accept headphones anymore.

…What am I supposed to do in a car for four hours without tunes?!

Things I’m supposed to be doing tonight:

• finding quotes for main concepts in Siddhartha, organizing my presentation structure, pulling it all together

What I’m actually going to do tonight:

• watch tv in bed and find a few quotes Friday morning before class when I will say fuck it and decide to wing it

Yep. Sounds good to me.

Fuck everything you love or even remotely like; fuck everything you stand for; fuck your friends; fuck your games; fuck who you are.

(Source: wizniz)

I just want to break you down so badly
Well I trip over everything you say

Does anyone who’s read Siddhartha want to help me come up with a sweet presentation for it?

I am so lacking in ideas.

Fuck.

So I dropped my phone in the toilet.
It was working well, then not working, and now it seems to be functioning again.

Woohoo!

Things I really enjoy:

• topless breakfast making
• topless lunch making

Other things I really enjoy:

• topless anytyhing